Summertime always brings out the most scantily clad, oddly shaped people that I have ever seen and if you would like variety to gape at just pay a visit to your local Chuck E. Cheese.
Now, I am no Barbie doll (FAR from it) but I know what parts of my body should ALWAYS be covered up NO matter what!! I honestly have a hard time thinking that these particular people can look in the mirror and say "I look good, I am ready to go out into public." Anyway....
My children have been begging me to take them to The Cheese for quite some time now and since its been raining pretty steadily here, I finally broke down and took them. I had no sooner opened the door when I was greeted by a 6 foot tall smiley mouse asking for a high five. The pizza was expensive and disgusting and their "salad bar" had more fattening, creamy side dishes than it had actual salad.
Not only was the food disgusting but I am somewhat of a germ-a-phobe and watching my kids touch every game and token was just about enough to put me over the edge. Combine this with the extremely large and sweaty lady in a wife-beater tank top that was standing next to me playing skee ball and I packed up my children and quickly vacated the premises.
So that wraps up my fun-filled day! I will NOT be visiting there again anytime soon!
**Note** If you are the woman who happened to be playing skee ball next to me, Im sure you are a lovely person, just purchase some deoderant :)